In their latest mission, after 4 months, $420 million, and certainly painstaking effort, American robots found real water ice on Mars! This, of course, means that I could survive there (because I could have ice in my O.J.) I have arranged for my own starship to take me to the planet so I can begin settling. You're all invited to my crater-warming party. It's Martian-themed, so be creative! I've got most of my boxes packed--now all I have to do is tell my wife...
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I blame the Russians. I really do.
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